Now that it really is Saturday, I've got something to show you.
Go and have a quick look here.
I do think that is excellent. And I've been using it all the time since I saw this. So, tried and tested. Arrange your scarf like this, and you won't have any problems with the ends flying off over your shoulder in the wind.
There's even a video to show you how to do it.
Knitting? - that would be a dishcloth at the moment.
(Yes, this is still me.)
(And I still haven't finished seaming Nissa.)